Customer hears... Hairstylist understands as...
CUSTOMER: What would look good on me?
HAIRSTYLIST: I don't have a clue what would look good on me.
CUSTOMER: I come here all the time.
HAIRSTYLIST: I don't need to tip you as much because I flattered you.
CUSTOMER: I wanna look like that guy in that show I saw one time.
HAIRSTYLIST: Read my mind.
CUSTOMER: This haircut you gave me sucks!
HAIRSTYLIST: It's your fault that I can't explain the haircut I want!