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The Hair Stylist Conversion Table:

Posted by Kara (#102), on Tue Dec 8 18:43:25 1998 UTC

What you say: Just a little bit shorter. An inch off the bottom.
What they hear: Lop off 4 inches and layer it.

What you say: I'd like to try something new. Any suggestions about what's hip now?
What they hear: Please give me a blue beehive right now!

What you say: No, it's warm enough outside, you don't have to blowdry it, save me the extra $5.
What they hear: Just $3 worth of blow drying won't kill me.

What you say: Maybe highlights just around the face?
What they hear: Make me look like Cyndi Lauper.


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