Received by e-mail after placing an order on-line:
Again, thanks for your recent order.
If you have received this email, it means that your credit card information proved valid and that your order has been sent. You might assume now that we have your money that you
are in for better treatment. You might also assume that if you try really hard, you will succeed. But both your assumptions would, in both cases, be completely wrong.
Regardless of those sad facts, we have some good news for you. The Year 2003 Calendar is now available for purchase and volume discounts are available. In celebration of the New Year, prove to your friends, relatives, and coworkers that you cared enough to send the very worst - or that you didn't care at all - by giving them the gift that keeps on hurting all year long.
You'll be sorry you did, but nowhere near as sorry as they will be.
As always, if you have questions, please contact us online. We'll do our best to solve the problem, since, you know, we already have your money.
Automatically yours,
E.L.