Okay okay. Please shoot me. I bought 3 shares of Microsoft stock. But, in the tradition of Bill Gates - I bought them not because I support Microsoft, but because I'd like to make money off Microsoft, instead of allowing them to make money off of me. (Sigh - although they probably already do, inadvertantly.) However - rumours say they're going to split soon when they divvy up the company.
Kara, ready to either hang her head in shame, or become a little bit richer.