recorded conversation between US and canadian authorites off the coast of newfoundland in heavy fog.
CANADIANS: US vessel, request you stear 15 degrees port to avoid colision. please respond over
US vessel: negative Canada suggest you stear 15 degrees to avoid colision. over
CANADIANS: impossible US vessel you are on collision course please take urgent avoidance measures. over
CANADIANS: impossible sir. please stear 15 degrees port NOW. over
US Vessel: Listen up Cannada this is the USS Missouri, an A class aircraft carrier and the largest warship presently in the atlantic ocian. You are orderd to alter your course 15 degrees to starbourd NOW. or face the consequences. UNDERSTOOD? over
CANADIANS: USS Missouri. This is a lighthouse. your call. over
dont know about you but me and my sister found this funny
steve