I hurd this of a friend the other day, something his ex cat did
imagine the scene, a hot night last summer stewart lying in bed he gets hos so he pulls the covers off.
as you may no certain parts of a mans anatomy come to life at night, well his had, anyway he rolls over his cat sees something moving and atacks he wakes up screaming in pain finding a car attached to his dick biting and clawing at it.
steve is still winsing