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March 19 - April 4, 1999
Hello. Yes. I had a question about the aliens that are coming to attack us, in the Y2K era. The extra-terrestrials have already set foot where I live, in Nevada. In the middle of the desert I have came in touch with the real aliens. He touched me and right now my hands are green and we need to See the government, you may not know this but the government has already ordered 3 million body bags. Why? Because the coming of the year 2000.
The aliens are gonna come and take us. We're gonna die, we're gonna all die. I don't wanna die. What we need to do is all hold hands come the year 2000. Everyone needs to stock up on food, and we need to equip ourselves with guns because extra-terrestrials are just terrible people.
I'm sorry, I have to go.