Well I feel safe. The UK and the US have both made statements about the possibility of nuclear war in the Y2K.
UK: "There is very little chance of an accidental nuclear holocaust."
[how reassuring - only a very little chance]
US: I have a good feeling about the Y2K in this agency (The Pentagon's Special Weapons Agency).
[Oh great. A good feeling... nice and reassuring. None of this cold logic rubbish...]
Mercury [digging a very deep hole in Outer Mongolia]