Mercury really hates being stupid.
You grin.
You shrug.
Quicksilver grins.
You say, "I may be stupid but at least I'm alive."
Quicksilver grins.
Mercury wonders what happens when you stick your tongue in the power socket.
Mercury (dead) says, "I may be stupid and dead, but at least I have a 19"
monitor."
Mercury is in one of those See The Bright Side Moods.
Quicksilver nicks it.
You cry.