You say, "Entertain me. Tell me a story."
You grin at mongoose.
mongoose grins. Hmmmm.
mongoose tries to think of one. hrrrmmm.
You grin at mongoose.
mongoose winks at you, "What kind? ;)"
You say, "Ummm....a nice one with a happy ending."
Kara sings to They Might Be Giants, "Why do you suspiciously change the ubject and break my concentration
as I dump the bottle out and I count the apples up again..."
mongoose says to you, "There once was a boy from vancouver... who set up a date with a hoover..."
mongoose thinks. No, that's not a good beginning...
You laugh.
mongoose ponders...
You exclaim, "Oh, my!"
You say, "That could be a porno."
You laugh.
mongoose ponders. and BLINKS.
mongoose exclaims, "WHAT?!"