Woobies are real nifty things,
And have so many uses.
Just keep them far, so far away,
From the other side, cabooses.
Woobies do not mix with them,
Those happy rear-type endies,
Cuz it just might hurt yer bum,
And make your woobie bendy.
Woobies are your happy friends,
And so is your caboose.
Just be sure to keep them far,
Oh far from bad abuse.
- Loupy (aaah, the joy)