Spam(R) takes a drink from your penis.
You blink.
You let out a loud yell, "Aaaaaaaaargh!!!!"
You exclaim to Spam(R), "BAD!"
You say to Spam(R), "You could have asked..."
Spam(R) says to you, "Bad? Have you tasted this already?"
You upend your Pernod and finish it off.
Spam(R) picks up your penis and takes a sip.
You say to Spam(R), "Surprisingly not..."