You ask, "Did you know I can say 'I love you' in Vulcan?"
Steve says, "cool"
You nod.
Steve says, "i want to run it on my laptop to play with"
You say, "Wani ra yana ro aisha"
You curtsey politely.
You say, "I can say it in Klingon too"
Steve jumps up excitedly and shouts, "Yay!"
You say, "qabang"
You grin.
Steve asks, "did you just say gang bang?"
Not quite. There's my romantic boyfriend for you...