[+][Public] Paul bites, "we found a way to make SQL fun was to call tables interesting things. INSERT
INTO pants, DELETE FROM pants...."
[+][Public] Paul sulks, "and when you're done with the sillyness. DROP pants"
[+][Public] Paul complains, "someone just asked me if I had plastic utensils!"
[+][Public] Paul was like, "what? mind your own buisness"