> The Birth Of A Candy Bar
>
>One payday Mr. Peanut wanted a Bit O' Honey, so he took Mary Jane behind
>the Power House on the corner of Clark and Fifth Ave. He began to feel her
>Mounds, that was pure Almond Joy. It made her Tootsie Roll. He let out a
>Snicker as his Butterfinger went up her Juicy Fruit and caused a Milky Way.
>She screamed Oh Henry as she squeezed his Peter Paul and Zagnuts. Mary
Jane
>Said: "You are even better than the Three Musketeers."
>
>Soon she was a bit Chunky and nine months later had a Baby Ruth.