An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an open buggy one cold,
blustery January day. The daughter said to the mother, "My hands are
freezing cold." The mother replied, "Put your hands between your legs,
the body heat will warm them up." So the daughter did, and her hands
warmed up.
A few days later, the daughter was riding in the buggy with her
boyfriend. The boyfriend said, "My hands are freezing cold." The
daughter said, "Put them between my legs, they'll warm up."
The next day, the boyfriend is driving in the buggy with the daughter. He
said, "My nose is freezing cold." The daughter said, "Put it between my
legs, it will warm up." He did, and his nose quickly warmed up.
Again, the next day, the boyfriend is driving with the daughter and he
told her, "My penis is frozen solid." She once again, gave her standard
advice.
Later that day, the daughter is driving in the buggy with her Mother.
She asked, "Mother, have you ever heard of a penis?" The slightly
concerned Mother replied, "Sure, but why do you ask?" The daughter
answered, "Well, I just wondered...
...do they always make such a big mess when they thaw out!"