New Element "WO"
Element Name: WOMAN
Symbol: WO
Atomic Weight: (don't even go there!)
Physical Properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing
and may freeze any time. Melts whenever treated properly.
Very bitter if not used well.
Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable.
Possesses strong affinity to gold, silver, platinum, and
precious stones. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great
amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next
to a better specimen.
Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for
dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing
agent known.
Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.