>Date: Wed, 17 Mar 1999 19:48:56 +0000
>From: pope@NOSPAM.vatican.va (Pope Giovanni Paolo Fisichella XVIb1)
>Newsgroups: news.admin.net-abuse.email
>Subject: Holy War declared on Spam
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C I T T A' D E L V A T I C A N O
Roma, 17 Marzo, MCMXCIX
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A MESSAGE to INTERNET CITIZENS
FROM HIS HOLINESS
Pope Giovanni Paolo Fisichella XVIb1
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For immediata releasa
Broders and Sisters, it has happened again, samabody has again
spammed pope@vatican.va. This time "suzi-big-boobs" want I come see
her teen web site, and is big lie because she no 17 at all, she
definately more like 47 (well, so samabody tell me).
Therefore I am declaring now Holy War on Spam. The Vatican City has
drafted new regulations, effective immediately, to put cork on pork:
Article I:
All spammers will be excommunicated. Once excommunicated they will
not be recommunicated unless they pay a recommunication fee.
Article II:
All spams which have travelled over many cost-shiftings to get to
your disks should no longer die in your bin, this horrible carnage
must stop. Instead you must assist all spams to get home again. The
Vatican City has designated 'The Direct Marketing Association' as
the official 'Home Of Spam' and I urge all Broders and Sisters to
no more waste spam and instead to return all spam home to
dma@the-dma.org, pr@the-dma.org, membership@the-dma.org, etc.
(my nuns are out looking for more DMA addresses).
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