"Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly."
-Batman Costume warning label
"If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
-Brooke Shields
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
-Dan Quayle
"I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions --but I don't always agree with them."
-George Bush, US President
"Be sure and put some of those neutrons on it."
-Mike Smith, Baseball pitcher, ordering a salad at a restaurant
"We are not without accomplishment. We have managed to distribute poverty equally."
-Nguyen Co Thatch, Vietnamese foreign minister
"Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything."
-Ivana Trump, upon finishing her first novel