Two guys both have 9:00 a.m. appointments at a vasectomy clinic. So, a
nurse greets them and tells them she has to prep them for surgery and
takes them to a private room.
She tells the first guy to take off his clothes and sit on the exam
table,
which he does. She then takes his manhood in one hand, and begins to
masturbate him. He says, "Whoa! What's going on?" She replies that it
is all standard procedure, and that she has to ensure that he has no
blockages.
The guy thinks, "How bad can it be?"
So he agrees and allows the nurse to complete her task. Once done, the
nurse tells him to go sit down, and repeats the Instructions to the
second
guy.
When he is up on the exam table, the nurse gets a big smile on her face,
licks her lips, and begins to perform fellatio on him.
Upon seeing this, the first guy says "Hey, what's this? I get jerked
off,
and he gets a blow job. That's not fair."
The nurse looks up at the first guy and says, "Sorry buddy, that's the
difference between Blue Cross and HMO!"