> programmer
> rides up on a shiny new bicycle.
>
> "Where did you get such a great bike?", asked the first programmer.
>
> The second programmer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday
> minding my
> own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the
> bike to
> the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."
>
> The first programmer nodded approvingly, "Good choice - the clothes
> probably
> wouldn't have fit."