>In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started
>massaging the back of the person in front of him. Surprised, the man in front
>turned and snarled, "Just what the hell you are doing?"
>
>"Well," said the guy, "you see, I'm a chiropractor and I could see that you
>were tense, so I had to massage your back. Sometimes I just can't help
>practicing my art!"
>
>"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!" the guy replied. "I work for
>the IRS. Do you see me screwing the guy in front of me?"