Guy (asleep)
He is tall, dark, dashing (well, pebble-dashing at any rate), devestatingly handsome and the most modest man in the world. He has a small stoat in his front pocket which seems to be having some difficulty with it's whiskers and a stick of chewing gum. Guy is looking quite relaxed and at peace with the world, and he is trying to convey this feeling to his quite frenetic stoat.
He is carrying
Guy's Stoat,
A_large_red-and-white-striped_golfing_umbrella,
Stout and
A BOMB.
He is in Hell
but lives in Guy's Humble Palace
with
Recyclable #1076.